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1123817 No. 1123817 ID: 0c2899

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No. 1123856 ID: 847683

>>1123830
With enormous honkers comes enormous responsibility and back pain.

Wake up.
In honour of hooters who saved you from the tiny scrote rat.

Its your chance to meet some other hugely endowed people of legend.
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No. 1124013 ID: 0c2899
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1124013

>Its your chance to meet some other hugely endowed people of legend.

Boobie Bunny: "Is there a guardian spirit of feet?"

Titmouse: "Uh... n-no..."

Boobie Bunny: "Oh well. I guess the Great Tiddy Fairy sounds neat. Maybe if I visit her she can grant my wish for a boob reduction and then I won't have to be a hero anymore..."

Titmouse: "H-hero! You mustn't say things like that!"

>Ugh, but we're still so tired. Can Titmouse, like, give us a butt-smack or something to get us going?

Boobie Bunny: "Whatever. Come and smack me on the butt."

Titmouse: "Eeek! Hero! This isn't the time for things like that!"

Boobie Bunny: "I need a smack on the butt to wake me up."

Titmouse: "The RAT KING's monsters are on their way!"

Boobie Bunny: "Then I guess you'd better hurry..."
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No. 1124014 ID: 0c2899
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1124014

Reluctantly, Titmouse gets up on the bed and gives you a tentative pat on the butt.

Boobie Bunny: "Harder!"

Titmouse: "Hero! Please!"

Boobie Bunny: "HARDER!"

Titmouse: "Eeek!"

Titmouse gives your butt a good, hard smack!
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No. 1124015 ID: 0c2899
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1124015

The power of the spanking gives you just enough energy to listlessly slide forward off the edge of the bed.
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No. 1124016 ID: 0c2899
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1124016

Ploomf.

You are now stuck.

Titmouse: "Oh no!"
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No. 1124018 ID: 23562b

Well, you're going to have to spread those boobers to get your head out of your boobahs. But your tunic is in the way. guess titmouse is going to have to cut it open...

no wait, titmouse can just pull on your ears to get you outta that predicament. genius!
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No. 1124019 ID: 6ca3f9

You are trapped in boob hell the only way out is through.
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No. 1124020 ID: fd169b

This is going to take more energy than just a smack. Titmouse should get some coffee for BB and, I guess just pour it in there. It should get to her mouth eventually.
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No. 1124021 ID: 70f58a

>>1124016
Roll forwards.
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No. 1124022 ID: b4c241

>>1124016
...Huh. So that's where we left our Rumble Stone. We've been needing a good rumbling for weeks.

Well, no time for that now. We've got swords to equip and monsters to stab. Now to get out of this... could Titmouse put her staff between our boobs so we can grip it to push ourself out? And tug on our ears to help? It's nice when she tugs on our ears.
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No. 1124025 ID: 847683

>>1124016
This looks like the origin of a new special move. You could shelter in your own cleavage in battle...
*sigh* i miss hooters.
Cmon boobie.
Lets get moving before we make ourself and titmouse sad.
Or sadder.
Maybe she can spank you along the way to keep you motivated.
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No. 1124041 ID: 94d85e

The only way out is further in.
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No. 1124042 ID: 11c5fd

if you gaze long into the boobs the boobs will gaze back into you. This is their move to take control of your body. Don't lose yourself in yourself, fight against your own body and boobs will let you go.
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No. 1124045 ID: 61fa02

Oh no! With Boobie Bunny stuck, will Titmouse have to don the Hero's Panties, take the sword and be the hero... herself?
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No. 1124076 ID: 0c2899
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1124076

>Oh no! With Boobie Bunny stuck, will Titmouse have to don the Hero's Panties, take the sword and be the hero... herself?

Boobie Bunny: "It's too late for me, Titmouse. Take the Hero's Panties and be the hero I never was..."

Titmouse: "H-hero! You mustn't say such things! I'll get you out!"

Titmouse pulls on your ears!

Boobie Bunny: "Oooh yeah! Pull harder, mommy! Ooooooh!"

Titmouse: "Hero! please! Don't make those lewd sounds!"

Boobie Bunny: "Maybe you should spank me, too..."

Titmouse: "Eeek!"
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No. 1124077 ID: 0c2899
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1124077

Somehow Titmouse manages to get you unstuck.

>Equip sword and shield

*Sigh if you MUST

You equip your sword and shield.

(+ATK, +DEF).

Titmouse: "Hero! Not like that! You have to do a heroic pose!"
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No. 1124078 ID: 0c2899
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1124078

Ughhh FINE

You strike a heroic pose.

Titmouse: "Yay!"
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No. 1124079 ID: 0c2899
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1124079

You also grab the Magic Wig and add it to your inventory.
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No. 1124080 ID: 0c2899
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1124080

You head outside to begin your quest to fulfill the Emergency Backup Prophecy.

Unfortunately, no sooner have you left the Hero's Hut than you find your path blocked by a trio of hideous monsters!

Titmouse: "Eeeeek! We waited too long! The RAT KING'S monsters have found us!"
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No. 1124081 ID: 0c2899
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1124081

Three Snoblins attacked!

It's a battle!
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No. 1124082 ID: b4c241

>>1124081
Oh, it's these things. Gross. Are those eyes or noses they're pointing at us?

Enough of that! Our friend is here with us and we've got to protect her. These three goons are in a convenient-looking formation, just right to unleash a Titty Twister to slash all of them in one go! Let's see how they like having their clothing shredded for once!
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No. 1124083 ID: 89e385

Use your AoE attack!
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No. 1124084 ID: 70f58a

>>1124081
Murder.
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No. 1124085 ID: 66de4b

Z-targeting!
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No. 1124087 ID: d30887

Milk up their nostrils. Should make them explode from the stressful contradiction of fulfilling their childish urges and drowning them in painful disgust simultaneously.
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No. 1124088 ID: fd169b

Bowl them over, they're just small fry
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No. 1124089 ID: 30a067

>>1124081
Warn the one in the middle that it's dangerous to raise long, metal objects in the air during a thunderstorm.

Also, hideous monsters? That's not very nice.
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No. 1124091 ID: 8f8e04

Go back inside, and take the back door outside instead
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No. 1124092 ID: 847683

>>1124081
Theres three of them, but these little snufflers dont have the sheer chesticular fortitude of a hero.
Protect titmouse!
Remember everything hooters taught you!
The titty twister!
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No. 1124108 ID: 61fa02

Oh no! The Snoblins are going to tie me up and ravish me!

*Ahem* I said, the Snoblins are going to tie me up and ravish me!
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No. 1124407 ID: 06a3f3

Tell them they aren't good enough to fight you.

They are snoblins, they'll respect that.
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No. 1124689 ID: 0c2899
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1124689

Boobie Bunny: "Oh no! The Snoblins are going to tie me up and ravish me!"

The Snoblins seem clueless. You lift up your tunic to give the Snoblins a peek at the Hero's Panties.

Boobie Bunny: "*Ahem* I said, the Snoblins are going to tie me up and ravish me!"

Titmouse: "Eek!"
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No. 1124690 ID: 0c2899
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1124690

Titmouse: "Fear not, hero! For while I breathe I shall not allow these filthy monsters to defile your pure, innocent body!"

Boobie Bunny: "Hey, what the hell do you think you're doing?"

Titmouse: "Sacrificing myself for you, hero!"

Titmouse: "Hear me now, monster scum! You shall not lay a single claw on the hero! Whatever you're thinking of doing..."
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No. 1124692 ID: 0c2899
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1124692

Titmouse: "P-please spare her and do it to me, instead!"
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No. 1124693 ID: 0c2899
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1124693

The snoblins confer about this for a few minutes and agree they're okay with that.
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No. 1124695 ID: 0c2899
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1124695

You watch in mingled horror and envy as the snoblins have their way with Titmouse! They really give her the business!
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No. 1124696 ID: 0c2899
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1124696

The snoblins became exhausted!

Battle Over! You Win!
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No. 1124697 ID: 0c2899
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1124697

Titmouse is also exhausted!

Titmouse: "I-I'm fine... just... just gimme a minute..."
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No. 1124698 ID: 0c2899
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1124698

After several minutes Titmouse recovers and dons her cleric's robes once more.

Boobie Bunny: "Are you alright? That was pretty intense..."

Titmouse: "Yeah I'm—*whoo*—I'm fine..."

Boobie Bunny: "Are you sure? Because I'm pretty sure those snoblins fucked every hole in your body..."

Titmouse: "My holes only exist to serve you, hero."

Boobie Bunny: "Really, because it looked like they were serving—"

Titmouse: "Please, hero, think nothing of it! It was only a m—*urp*—momentary inconvenience."

Titmouse gained the status effect Pregnant! Titmouse will give birth to 1D4 snoblin pups in 14 days!

Titmouse: "Shit..."
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No. 1124702 ID: 0c2899
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1124702

Titmouse: "Hero, please do not concern yourself with me. You must complete the quest and save the world! Choose our next destination using the Hero's Map!
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No. 1124703 ID: 89e385

Wouldn't titmouse be having snouse pups? Maublins?

Anyway... if we wanna go see the fairy, we gotta go north to Lake Tiddyhaha. Gear up to go through the Vorest!
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No. 1124704 ID: 847683

Now, you dont get that sort of problem with gobble-ins.
>>1124702
Well, gate town first no matter what.
Then, hm...
Slime time?
And then the goblin hole for pup support payments and an explanation to why the hero wasnt good enough for the snoblins.
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No. 1124705 ID: c8e302

You forgor to loot the snoblins! At least have titmouse take one pair of their shoes.

Gate town. We need to recruit a hot bard
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No. 1124706 ID: 70f58a

>>1124702
Let's check Gate Town for low level quests.
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No. 1124711 ID: fd169b

speedrun strat over the mountains to skip strait to the goblin hole
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No. 1124712 ID: b4c241

>>1124702
Well, at least our cute subby mouse friend got to have some fun. She deserves to take a little time for herself now and then. Give her a kiss to show our gratitude, and to discreetly get a taste of snoblin cum while it's still fresh in her holes.

If we're planning a long-term route, let's head through the Slime Swamp to get some gooey tentacles filling our holes on the way to the Big Butt Goblin. But we should spend some time in the towns first to get slime-resistant gear, so that Titmouse doesn't have to ruin her nice robe again.
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No. 1124732 ID: 4d350d

the pregnant status debuff will be important later I'm sure, kiss your rat wife and then go to gate town
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No. 1124734 ID: d30887

Uh... is there a ritual that sacrifices unborn babies for power? We should look into that.

Backwards Long Jump your way to the hole! You can do this move by contorting in a way that your breasts replace the function of the ass!
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No. 1124736 ID: 37eca1

No choice until we get to the Royal City but let's be careful. That's the only way the monsters could have come so we know these roads will be dangerous.

Hope these two don't fight too much over whose turn it is to sacrifice their body to save the other one.
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No. 1124779 ID: 56db77

>>1124702
Before we do anything else we should slaughter the sleeping monsters (free exp and loot!)
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